Greetings to the few people who actually care about this game's existence. Your continued support helps me put aside the time to work on this game and share my journey!

This is the first of many weekly updates I will be making. If nothing interesting happens during the week then don't expect a post, or at the very least, expect a small post updating you all on why I was too lazy to make any changes.

With all of that boring introductory nonsense out of the way, here are some of the most notable changes I made to the game in the past week!

New screen???

This game ignores the traditional "happy ending" we all know and love. It's dark, it's twisted, and it's honest. Because of the dark nature of the story and because of the many cool effects I use, I decided to add this little screen. It also has a neat little VHS effect.

OPTIONS!!?!?!?!?!

"Man I wish this game had [x] setting!" Yeah ok dude its kinda hard to code all of that so please shut up. Anyways I listened to those of you who complained and I added VOLUME CONTROL!!!! (picture explosions and bald eagles screeching as you read that). I plan on adding many more settings such as colorblind presets. Oh and this one also has a VHS effect. What's with indie devs adding VHS effects to everything? No clue but it's sexy.

MUSIC!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah I finally have a musician. In fact, his music is in the game right now. I'm too lazy to give credit rn but I will eventually in the form of scrolling text with sad music.

BLOOM AND TIPS!?!?!?!

You heard that right. BLOOM. NEW BLOOM. As in, I spent hours on post processing to bring you the perfect blend of OW MY EYES and hey that's an aesthetic!

I also added nice little hints because many people neglect in reading signs so I SLAPPED IT IN YOUR FACE. So now you will all know how to jump, flip, spin, and not die!

Splishes and watergorgle

Splashes are back. Spatial audio for waterfalls are too.

So yeah, that's it. Well, that's not everything but I will spare the boring and technical details for those who care (nobody). I plan to have a demo out soon, but I also really enjoy being lazy. Anyways, I love you all and please give me money by pre-ordering!

Enjoy this Sarah frame:

(She is so skrunkle and spoinkus)